Connection is Coming

So for all you cats out there who desperately await getting my new contact information, fear not. The time draws nigh.

What? You're sick of the cell phone with the busted speaker? You're sick of me not ever answering because I can't answer the phone in public because you have to be on speakerphone? Yeah, me too. Just hold on. My cutie new pink cell phone (I'm such a girl) is on its way. From Maryland of all places. Regardless, contact info will be distributed once the phone is up and working.

But I probably won't distribute it through this website. Stalkers, you know. This blog has made me wildly popular, you know. Oh, the fan mail. That and the death threats. So if I love you and you love me and you're not one of my numerous stalkers, you'll probably get an email soon.