Mmm... Sandwiches

I love sandwiches. No, but a lot. I miss them most of all as a vegetarian. But, you say, you can make ones that have other stuff in them. True, true. But those frankly are a different can of worms. (Ew.) I mean, I can make a delicious wrap and stuff veggies in there. But it doesn't taste like a sandwich. I can make a sandwich without meat, but it doesn't taste like a sandwich. I want to remember grade school when I eat a sandwich.

Well.

I found soy meat slices. Or something. They are organic and meatfree, but look like processed meat. (Yeah, I know that doesn't sound appetizing, but when you can't get it...) So I make my sandwich with lettuce and mustard and cheese and soy meat... Oh. My. God. It is bliss. Thank you imitation lunch meat people: you have revolutionized my lunchtime experience.