Update

• Got a new puppy. It pees almost constantly and only sometimes outside.
• My school year will never end. June 13th will never get here.
• One of my bestest friends is getting married this weekend -- congrats Rebby!!
• I got a new purse. It has polkadots. I love it.
• I might get a new car soon. Fun.

That is all. :) So tired...

Contagious Kiddos

The little jerks got me sick. :) I kid, I kid. The lovely people who I enjoy teaching all the live long day passed on an illness to me. It was wretched. And here I am, three days in, and still enduring a monstrous headache bordering on migraine. I can't wait until next year when I've been working with enough kids to be immune to the most gross of these illnesses.

Also, FYI: working with kids is so not the job to do while nursing yourself back to health. It's like having a hangover that won't go away. And there are children. So many children. :) That being said, since I have rough and tough kids, they all know what it's like to be hungover (for better or worse). They treat me well then.

I think I should buy stock in aspirin. Is that a thing you can do? I want to. I buy enough of their product anyway...

Reaching

I dreamt last night that I could see the Grand Canyon from my apartment. This is, unfortunately, not true normally. The Grand Canyon is pretty freaking north in Arizona and I am pretty freaking south. I feel that maybe my subconscious is telling me to reach further.

I also hear there is a community of people who live on the floor of the Grand Canyon (my source is one of the reading lab booklets we have at school which may or may not be over twenty years old). Maybe, just maybe, my dream is telling me to go live among this tribe.



Fine, I'm going to work now. Meanies.

Mmm... Sandwiches

I love sandwiches. No, but a lot. I miss them most of all as a vegetarian. But, you say, you can make ones that have other stuff in them. True, true. But those frankly are a different can of worms. (Ew.) I mean, I can make a delicious wrap and stuff veggies in there. But it doesn't taste like a sandwich. I can make a sandwich without meat, but it doesn't taste like a sandwich. I want to remember grade school when I eat a sandwich.

Well.

I found soy meat slices. Or something. They are organic and meatfree, but look like processed meat. (Yeah, I know that doesn't sound appetizing, but when you can't get it...) So I make my sandwich with lettuce and mustard and cheese and soy meat... Oh. My. God. It is bliss. Thank you imitation lunch meat people: you have revolutionized my lunchtime experience.