Knit-tastic

So I have begun to knit. This is my first ever scarf (please note lovely sheets). I realize that only old ladies knit, but only old ladies like to have coffee and butter pecan ice cream on Sundays for lunch. Only old ladies are allowed to watch bad soap operas and knit while drinking tea. And old ladies can, and usually do, have complete disregard for commonplace tact. I long to be an old lady. This is my first step. Also, I like the idea of not paying the Gap like forty bucks for a scarf that I could knit. I can and will get better and soon I will be clad in designer scarves, and everyone will be like, "I wanna be like Annika, I mean, how awesome is she?" And I'll just be eating my butter pecan ice cream and thinking, "You know it."