Well, I Never!

A while ago, I was introduced to getting free samples of things online. All you have to do is submit yourself to some silly email lists and you get free soap, free face cleansers, free lotion. Good times. And if you put down an inaccurate email address, so much the better. But I must have put my real one down on at least one. I got an ad today from NZgirl (which I had thought was for preteens) that said:

"Legs are being bared, tank tops dragged out of hibernation and toenails painted in anticipation of sandal wearing season. The weather’s heating up but how are things between your sheets?"

Gasp!! It went on to describe, in intimate detail, some key ingredients for spicing up my love life. Ew. This had better not be for preteen girls! I felt a little off guard and I consider myself partially adult-ish. And what a segue, right? Summer's here, get ready for sex! Seriously. Spam, you shock me.