Dopplegangers Anonymous

Okay, you know what's a bad idea? Putting your name in google or whatever. This is an exceptionally bad idea if you have an uncommon name and prefer it that way. I am not enjoying seeing small dogs and cats named Annika. I am also not thrilled that there are evidently billions of babies around the world being named Annika. That golfer is okay, but she shames me like many Annika's my age. "Wow, that Annika is definitely hotter than me. And Whoa... that one goes to Princeton?? And hmm, yeah this one looks really young to be getting her PhD... in biochemistry??" The only exciting thing is that I found a magazine called annika. I can only understand the words: annika, winter, and easy. I am sure it is fantastic. Also, I am fairly certain I can assume it has something to do with knitting - I mean, look at that cover.

Seriously, kids, don't do it. Of course, that's the whole "Don't think of pink elephants" thing, whereupon they immediately start dancing in your head in purple tutus. So, instead of scolding you for doing what I clearly instructed not to, I would like to hear what stuff you find out about your own names/lives.