B.A.N.A.N.A.S.

Yes, Gwen, it is bananas. For those of you familiar with her new song, you'll understand why I went online to discover its hidden meanings... what is a "hollaback girl"? What exactly is bananas, Gwen? Why are you wearing that weird band uniform? Luckily I found this article which explains it all.

I would gladly go on and write more witty, biting remarks about this song, but the article really does that much better than I had planned anyway. Also, I feel it's time to say that I really do like Gwen Stefani, but her songs as of late have left something to be desired. "What you waitin' for?" is also a thinly veiled writer's block in which she admonishes herself for not being able to think of a song to write. Yeah, you shoulda kept trying, honey. Sorry! I'm only a concerned fan.